Classic retort

Next time some Amarrian stuffed shirt sneers at you for flying Matari ships, try the following exchange:

[Amarr git]: Your pathetic and primitive ships are made of rusted scraps and rope.

[You]: Says the pilot of the urine-coloured flying banana.

I almost caused a Brutor to spill his pint sniggering at that one a couple of weeks back. For extra crudeness points you can interchange the Apocalypse banana with Armgeddon dildo.