30 July, 2006

New Employers

Brutor Tribe now officially thinks LTRAD rocks. Next up, I think I want to keep prodding Adelhar of Six Kin for my personal standings, and then the Republic Security Services. They have stations all over the cluster and it might come in handy sometime...

Not that war(s) is(are) on the horizon or anything.

29 July, 2006

Carthum Conglomerate

I have to hand it to them... they really do know how to build a battle platform. The combination of firepower and damage tanking mark the Retribution like no other vessel I've flown! It's slow and cumbersome but it's limited computer systems can't handle too many complex modules so I find I have the space to install nanofibre engineering to help with that.

Where the Adamant survives by outrunning the damage, Inebriation's Price just absorbs it...

28 July, 2006

Matari freedom 1 - Amarr enslavement 0

Ushra'Khan raided one of the SPCS 'Enlightenment' facilities last night and rescued the slaves in it. Go UK!

I've spent a bit of time getting to know my, err, surprise acquisition and for extended hunting of Amarr raiding convoys and outposts, the lack of ammo logistics is a bonus. Decided, as everyone else was too busy to go out and party this evening, to extend my tendrils into the Republic Fleet. It's going to be tricky for us though - seems Midnighter pissed them off a while back when he was doign his 'its cool to be a rebel' thing and worked for the Blood Raiders for a bit...

KOS!

So last night was Arnulf's 'Kill On Sight to the Cartel' party at Club Allure. Of course nearly all of us who went are already KOS so it was a good excuse to party. Evanda came in costume and made bits for people on the fly.

Lux got completely trashed on some bucket-brew rotgut special and there was more fruit in those drinks than a historical rainforest on Matar! Tanya and Arnulf tried the new special as reccomended by one of the managers, one Kendar Zek - a spiced stew made of slaver hound. Even Bren had some of the wine that was flowing plentifuly.

Evanda has these patches that kick hangovers in the head. I heartily reccomend one - go from that 'just pod me now' feeling to 'new clone' in an instant.

27 July, 2006

You know it was a good night when...

... you wake up in the pod of a fitted Retribution and don't recall precisely how it came to be in your posession.

#52: Inebriation's Price

25 July, 2006

Sekrit blueprints

I have a contact who knows a guy that works for someone with an aunt that makes the tea in one of the Republic Fleet R&D labs. Got some news along the grapevine of their latest project - a new battleship! The Maelstrom class vessel doesn't seem much like an minmatar machine (I wonder why they're so desperate to copy everyone else's) being bulky and sporting fewer movement verniers than normal. I have been told however that it takes the Cyclone's unique recursive shield amplification systems a notch higher.

I wonder if they got hold of an old Hawk-class assault frigate and thought 'We can make this bigger and better'?

24 July, 2006

Finals update

Forgot to update this before I hit the sack last night - the 1 v 1 fight was a whitewash. BoB packed a ranged missile Crow and ASCN a close-up rocket Crow which then proceeded to do absolutely nothing as it got blown to pieces.

I later found out this was because the pilot's podware overloaded due to his own alliance flooding his comms networks...

So BoB win the Wyvern Mothership again, which I think they deserve just for their fight versus IAC because that was the most thrilling fight I've ever seen - the way they pulled back and managed to hold on long enough to vaporise Tyrrax Thorrk which turned the tide fo the whole battle...

23 July, 2006

Tournament Finals

I'm in Club Allure watching the final right now. By all the deities ever rumoured to have existed it is boring! BoB did exactly what we did and got exactly as far. 5 - 5 draw.

What a shame considering the semi final where BoB lost their Scimitar to faulty podware, then their interdictor and assault ships. And still managed to pull a win out of the hat.

...And as I write this the match has been finalised at a 5 - 5 draw. Time for the penalty shoot-out - I mean the 1 v 1 decider. Lets see if anything actually happens here, shall we?

Oh and Club Allure out here in Alenia is pretty nice.

The Naming of Ships

The naming of ships is a difficult matter,
It isn't just one of your holiday games;
You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter
When I tell you, a ship must have three different names.

First of all, there's the name that the pilots use daily,
Such as Vengance, daGank, Trouble or James,
Such as Pride or Play Nice, George or Amarr Victor-
All of them sensible everyday names.

There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter,
Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames:
Such as Ferrous, Aeneus, Adamant, Divinity-
But all of them sensible everyday names.

But I tell you a ship needs a name that's particular,
A name that's peculiar, and more dignified,
Else how can she keep her guns perpendicular,
Or spread out her webbers, or cherish her ganks?

Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum,
Such as Sputnik Parmesan or The Hades Express,
Such as Scrumptious Reagent, or else Auric Haemmorhage-
Names that never belong to more than one ship.

But above and beyond there's still one name left over,
And that is the name you never will guess;
The name that no human research can discover-
But the ship herself knows, and will never confess.
When you notice a ship in profound idle standby,
The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
Her AI is engaged in rapt contemplation
Of the thought, of the thought, of the though of her name:
Her ineffable effable
Effanineffable
Deep and inscrutable singular name.

You win some, you lose some

The 4th and final fight in the alliance tournament happeend yesterday and in order for EM to have qualified, they would have had needed to win vs ASCN 5 - 0.

As it was they just ground to a stalemate with neither side able to do any lasting damage to the other, and the the fight was called at a draw. So ASCN go through and we don't, though it does mean no further ship losses were incurred and thus we saved several hundred millions of ISK.

Better luck next year.

22 July, 2006

At times like this...

... when the podware is on the blink and the entire FTL network is down, and you've done all the paperwork you've been putting off for a week and you've caught up on the holos, and you've set a new hiscore and you've finished that techncial manual ...

... it's time for a nice long bath. Maybe it'll be safe to get my ships up and running again afterwards.

21 July, 2006

Round 3 & 51 ships

Well. That was round 3 of EM's tournament matches. I guess we won. The Rock didn't even show up! ASCN tomorrow.

ION I'm bombing around in Divine Retribution, an ironically-named Khanid Interceptor. It's not a bad little ship, it's just poorly powered and hard to configure.

20 July, 2006

No explanation possible

I found this yesterday. I'm not sure whether it's a good thing or a bad thing but I don't advise anyone to watch it whilst flying. I laughed until I accidentally snorted a lungful of pod goo...

Not sure why the Sansha's Nation are in it, other than maybe to deride them.

19 July, 2006

Who says all holovid is rubbish?

En route to Dammalin I was flicking channels when I came across a rerun of Roche Mitesse's Exploring the Galaxy series. Specifically, he was talking about Hunchaan on Saila III - I'd totally forgotten that he'd come by and filmed it when I was visiting! I'm even quoted on it...

Below is a linked feed:-




Federation Channel 189: Exploring the Galaxy with Roche Mitesse part 37 - "An Unusual Community"


The brief title sequence cuts to an exotic Gallente male standing before a window into the vastness of space, clearly aboard a space station somewhere.






“Hello and welcome to part 37 of my exploration of the galaxy. This week, I’ve been investigating a little-known community within the Caldari State.”

The backdrop of the station dissolves away behind Roche and slow camera-pan behind him shows the skyline of a Caldari city.

"For the last 70 years, there has been a sizeable Minmatar presence in the prosperous city of Hunchaan on Saila III. Predominantly Sebiestor, with some Brutor, Vherokior and Krusual families, the Matari have integrated with the native Caldari, notably Deteis, and the values of spirit and ingenuity are taught to all alongside honour and efficiency in the schools. It is an unusual situation, given the general xenophobia of the Caldari State, but thus far the community of Hunchaan has proven to be a productive asset."

Behind Roche, a map appears showing Hunchaan to be situated on Saila III, in the Santenpaa constellation of The Citadel.

"The origins of the community begin with a daring escape attempt by a number of Minmatar slaves within the Amarr empire."

The broadcast cuts to a slow-moving zoom on an artist's impression of Amarr slave pens.

"It took months of meticulous planning for the Sebiestor ringleaders to coordinate a mass slave shipment, guarded by specific ships and taken along a particular route. Many lost their lives or vanished never to be seen again but, miraculously, word of the movement never reached the ears of the Holders."

A CGI scene worthy of the latest blockbuster holoreel begins to illustrate the presenter's words... or is it actual footage?

"When the day finally came, the unfortunate escort vessels suffered critical computer malfunctions and it wasn't long before a waiting fleet of freedom fighter ships engaged. In the chaos, the Amarrian staff on board the transports were overwhelmed and the controls seized. The commandeered ships fled towards the Gallente Federation but then doubled back and hid in Caldari space, eventually gathering together in the system of Saila whilst the enraged Holders made accusations against the Federation. Careful manipulation of the gargantuan bureaucracy in the government by sympathisers within kept both Empires in the dark as to where exactly the escapees had gone and the conflict swiftly moved on to the usual topics of ideology and territory."

A static image appears of a fledgling city with Roche standing in a thoughtful pose in front.

"The Minmatar slaves were of varying stock and Holder families, each with skills and knowledge learned from their time under the yoke. Farmers, engineers and tutors, they presented their case to the people of Hunchaan, then just barely a city, and an agreement was made to provide them with an opportunity to prove themselves. Inured to work hard for very little, the former slaves set about demonstrating their worth and within a generation had been granted full citizenship of the city for revolutionising the manufacturing and agriculture sectors."

Footage of Minmatar and Caldari ships flying in formation over Saila III fades in.

"The Minmatar of Saila III identify with both the honourable ideals of the State and the spirit of the Tribes. The brewing conflicts and talk of an Empire war has left the community not knowing where it's role is any more. The increasing anti-Republic undercurrents of the State are slowly starting to catch up with them and whilst Saila III itself is still relatively harmonious, many wonder how long it can last in the face of pressure from the State's propaganda machine. Already one pod pilot raised in the community, who does not wish to be named, has reported that the State has severed all ties and closed it's doors to her for her choice to assist those Minmatar people less fortunate than herself."

The images fade and the camera turns its full focus onto a concerned-looking Roche Mitesse.

"Where will the people of Hunchaan find themselves in these up and coming dark days? Will it tear the very fabric of the community apart or will it galvanise their spirits? I'll be back in the future to follow up on the story of this most unusual community. Until next week, my name is Roche Mitesse and I’m exploring the galaxy."

The program ends with a brief credits roll, then cuts to an advertisement for the latest Egonics 3-month trial offer.

[Early Morning]

Ysolde's eyes snapped open and her enhanced vision quickly adjusted to the darkness of her room, no sounds but for her own fast-paced breathing. It was the third time she'd had that dream... but now things were different. It told of a future that could no longer happen. It didn't make any sense, not after what she had been told during her Voluval.

She rolled over, now very much wide awake, and considered the dream. It remained crystal clear in its entirety instead of quickly fading into nothing, which further intrigued her.
The mundanity of management, the irritation of poorly-timed communications, the adrenaline of combat and the shock of betrayal. The people of Hunchaan would never do that to their own, would they?

Something bothered her deeply.

Giving up on trying to get back to sleep, Ysolde had a quick shower and a glass of naranj juice. Maybe she should pester her Republic Fleet contacts to get better security staff for their VIPs... then remembered the news article on the apparent coup by one of their senior captains and the subsequent loss of a Mothership, two Carriers and their backing fleet.

Something continued to bother her but she couldn't put her finger on it.

Connecting comms and downloading the transmission's she'd missed, there was more spam waiting for her accompanied by ISK pyramid schemes and an uninteresting offer from an agent regarding supplies of enriched Uranium which she might have once paid attention to had she still been the research scientist she once was.
There was also news of some downed pirates from her Alliance which cheered her up. Enemies of the Republic that preyed on the weak and infested the outer systems deserved nothing more than an artillery shell to the reactor core.

Once again something bothered her. Unconsciously her mind was trying to put together fragments of something and she had no idea what or why.

With some surprise, she noted that the ship systems and AI of her Sabre-class Interdictor had been left active over the night. A cursory scan showed nothing else out of the ordinary.

There was clearly a bigger picture, one she couldn't yet see or grasp for herself. She absent-mindedly traced along one of her glittering silver Voluval tatoos, and came to realise with a jolt what she needed to do.

If only she knew a Vherokior Mystic...

18 July, 2006

Nyneve's entrance photo & Podware booting muzak

My cousin finally got around to sending me her Republic Military School matriculation photo. I swear she's maturing faster than I did at her age!



On another note, I dug up the old muzak from an earlier version of the podware that used to play as the systems were booting up. Nice and ambient... and it really takes me back to not long after I graduated after the second major firmware upgrade. Back when I'd barely been out of Ortner constellation and was still chunking around ninja mining from under the noses of pirates in my Probe back before its redesign. Back when it was almost safe to do so. (Oh how Amamake has fallen.)

There was a different little theme that used to play when one of the other firmware versions was in use but I can't quite remember it, or the version, other than I liked it. Wonder if I can dig that up from somewhere as well..?

Another dig through the archives

Found a follow up letter I sent my parents about one year after I graduated. I can see how much I changed in that year, and how much has changed since.




\\BEGIN TRANSMISSION//

[[Transmission From:]]
-Ysolde Xen of Kith Somtaaw, Director-
-Six Kin Development Warehouse-
-Rens VI-
-Ortner constellation-
-Heimatar region-

[[Transmission To:]]
-Ria Xen-
-543 Bordetga town, Annza state-
-Saila III-
-Santenpaa constellation-
-The Citadel region-

[[Transmission Content: MESSAGE]]

Sorry for the long gap between letters but life has been… interesting. I hope this letter finds you both well and that you are enjoying your retirement in Annza. Time is tight at the moment and I’m not sure when I will next be able to visit you, perhaps you could come over to Heimatar for a holiday? Visit the homelands in Pator? Jump gates aren’t so bad if you take it slowly on a luxury cruise.

Before you ask, no I haven’t settled down with anyone as yet and yes I am aware of what the State-Republic news stories flying around mean for myself as a capsuleer. I am not a fighter but I have been forced to train myself as a competent defender of my corpmates and ever more to the underprivileged. Aid will be provided wherever I can to rescuing slaves rebelling against the Amarr but I am not going to war. I hope. It seems that despite my benefits of the doubt and the odd decent Amarr or Ni Kunni, the Empire has proven itself to be too much of an antagonistic danger to the Matari. More and more I am sent to intercept incursions of their Navy trying to spread Vitoc through our homelands, and more and more my reputation for stopping them single-handedly is being noticed. Even the State has cooled considerably in its relations with myself despite my home ties and my corporation being around 50% Caldari. Somewhat unwittingly, I have found myself becoming something of a favoured agent for the Brutor Tribe whilst my own barely notices my existence. Political games do not interest me and whilst I sincerely hope Foiritan is re-elected Gallente President (I’ll save the Autrech argument with father for when I see you two next) I am not embroiling myself in anything deeper than I have to. The Ammatar can kiss my con trails.

So what have I been doing with my time? Training and studying almost 24/7, is the answer. I went back to my science roots for a while with the intention of researching new starship technologies but after months of fruitless toil I all but gave up. My knowledge has not gone to waste because I know the secrets of constructing the most hyperadvanced ships the giants like Lai Dai and Core Complexion are developing. Instead of further squandering my efforts, I plunged my time into industry and processing becoming one of the top Ore refiners in Kith Somtaaw. Helpfully, my good reputation with the Republic thanks to my work for Brutor Tribe means I get an excellent tax break when I use Republic facilities. There are occasional trade-offs to gaining a reputation amongst the factions. Currently this and my ever-present recruitment drives of hand picked young pilots is how I earn my keep and turn over a profit for my corporation. I was an avid mission runner when I was in intensive combat training but right now there are other things that need to be dealt with that don’t involve stepping into a pod at all. Contrary to what the gossip columns say Capsuleers don’t spend all their time plugged in.

Being a starship captain comes with the job of being a pod pilot. Frigates do not need a flight crew but the larger ship types do and of course one always needs ground crew to maintain everything. It isn’t until one steps into a larger ship that does require at least a handful of skeleton crew in addition to the capsule pilot, that one really begins to discover the Captaincy side to the privilege and rank. You are responsible for your crew’s well being, even their lives, and it wasn’t until I stepped aboard my Thrasher-class Destroyer the day they came onto the market that I really appreciated what this meant. I hired a crew, interviewing each member thoroughly and made sure we would gel as a team. She was a beast – Satan’s own Rottweiler I used to joke with my second in command, a Vherokior named Kel Trungata. With my competent crew and the best technology I could fit, she was the scourge of the rogue drone infestations that had started springing up in Deadspace. The ship looked like an express train to hell met a prehistoric shark and they’d make numerous jokes and bad puns about it as we salvaged the strange alloy remains of the drones. Many capsuleers ignore their crew – some out of aloof pride or too busy to give a damn, others because it’s a rough galaxy out there and they’ve lost good friends over the years so it hurts less this way. I’d never really understood it until my Thrasher and her crew were taken from me. A cloud of rogue drones fell before her howitzers revealing the mercenaries racing up behind, doing all they could to stop me from apprehending the outlaw who’d hired them. I’d seen mercs like these plenty of times in the past and they are a pushover for any Destroyer. Until they unleashed something, some kind of new neural weapon I had never encountered before, and fried not only my ship’s AI but my own neural jacks. I owe my life to the Jovian technology in my pod – it managed to block the worst of the effects, leaving me unconscious but still brain-intact, and automatically warped away to safety as everything disintegrated around me. A few scattered reports from other capsuleer pilots have confirmed that it seems there is some kind of weapon that blasts out one’s nerves and shuts down a ship but it is very rare and nothing further is known about who produces it. No one to go after for the loss of my beautiful ship and my friends on board. Devastated and a little addled, I tried to fill the hole as quickly as I could, ordering a new one built barely an hour later and calling for a new crew. The Hades Express is a fine and glorious successor bristling with the latest in starship technology and a sharp well-trained crew but it’s not the same. I now have a purely working relationship with the crew, with the occasional off-duty get together in a station bar somewhere but it’s hard when life is so cheap and those without clone contracts are also the most exposed. Now I better understand those pilots who choose not to associate with their crew but even so, I could never be that cold. In all likelihood it will mean hurting again in the future as the Empires slowly destabilise. That is a price you pay for also being a starship captain as a pod pilot.

Sometimes I find I am worried that some agent job I’ve taken will be too much for my ships – what if I encounter that weapon again? Instead, I find myself preferring to stick to Frigates more and more and the solitude they represent. My collection has grown and encompasses examples from all four empires: most of them are toys but properly kitted to fill the role they were designed for and I have ensured I have enough training to use them effectively. Picking the right tool for the job can make a simple Frigate more valuable in a situation than a poorly configured high-end Cruiser. But of all my ships, the one I use the most is my most prized possession: Adamant my Jaguar-class Assault Frigate. If I do get a day or two to come and visit then I will come over in my Stiletto-class Interceptor because of its speed so it is unlikely that you will get to see her as you did Argent. She is just as gorgeous as The Hades Express and nigh on fearless unless horrifically outnumbered. The biggest cruisers the Amarr Navy can throw at me have fallen swiftly to her and no battleship has ever managed to hit her. I am very proud of our achievements together; my dedicated training and installation of a complete Tech 2 system and her in-built toughness and advanced AI. In case you have wondered over the months whether I am still your flesh and blood or have become a clone, I can safely say that it is thanks to Adamant that I am. Some Matari I know thank the Gods and pray; I thank my judgement and ship. Death is not an experience I want to have and I am a rarity for evading it so far.

But enough of these things. Kith Somtaaw continues to grow although now the waning and waxing cycles have begun, as with all corporations. Members have all but given up being pod pilots and others have joined, fresh and eager. Operations have expanded in the mining for ores direction with some production as well and I am encouraging the new pilots more and more to go and explore to find what it is they want to do. I suppose it would be fair to say that a lot of the early idealism and naiveté I had is wearing thin. I am no longer a newbie pilot and I have seen the spectrum of the galaxy’s inhabitants. Realism and choice are the ways forward and independence should be balanced with meshing together in a corporation to capitalise on strengths and cover weaknesses. We do not involve ourselves officially as a corp in any conflicts but from time to time some of our members, myself included, have gone to assist in slave rescue operations or attended anti-slavery rallies. A few have even left the corp to join the fight directly for a time and there are plans for another small exodus soon when other plans involving the formation of a new Alliance come to fruition. I will be remaining with the Kith for the foreseeable future however.

Would you believe I still have not made planetfall since leaving for Pator Tech School all that time ago? What an odd thing it is to forget about planets entirely as being nearly irrelevant to the space-based community. Operating from station to station running errands and jumping from system to system as one might maglev from city to city. The sight of gigantic lightning storms, or the spiderwebs of lights across planetary surfaces is a glorious sight to behold but my curiosity never extends past wondering why this particular gas giant has only a few anorexic rings or why that planet is an ice block when it is closer to it’s star than the desert planet just a few million miles away. Apart from one terrifying incident when Angels turned up en masse to Pator as we were demonstrating against slavery and sent some kind of probe to the planet’s surface which a few of us chased after but to no avail, I have not thought about planetside life. Acclimatising to space is one thing but this… is something else. ‘The Stars, My Destination’ – as a writer of long ago once said. I’ve never looked back now I’m up here and whilst I really should come and visit you properly on Saila III I have no desire to return to being planetbound. Fitting for a pod pilot and starship captain don’t you think?

Well I have rambled enough and there’s another chapter in my tracking computer’s manual to get through before dinner so I’ll sign off here. I’ve really taken a shine to Gallente foods and music – it’s a shame they’re so hard to get hold of in the State. Still, at least you have access to the best rum in the galaxy.

Until my next letter, adios!


Ysolde signing off

\\END TRANSMISSION//

17 July, 2006

Classic retort

Next time some Amarrian stuffed shirt sneers at you for flying Matari ships, try the following exchange:

[Amarr git]: Your pathetic and primitive ships are made of rusted scraps and rope.

[You]: Says the pilot of the urine-coloured flying banana.

I almost caused a Brutor to spill his pint sniggering at that one a couple of weeks back. For extra crudeness points you can interchange the Apocalypse banana with Armgeddon dildo.

15 July, 2006

Alliance Championships

2 matches and 2 losses for Electus Matari. What a shame as it means we're effectively out of the running. The opponents were good and used superior tactics and setups. They had smoother teamwork.

We did perform better today, however our lack of logistics and remote teamwork was our undoing again. We appear to have little to no teamwork tactics though. There's discussion but people still very much throwing together their own setups and hoping it'll gel. It's as if we are not choosing the best pilots with the best ships optimised to their strengths and skills. It almost seems like we've wasted our chance and are losing a lot of ISK for it. I know it's abut having fun and all that but no one ever takes us seriously and shows like this aren't going to help us any.

I wonder what I might have learned of teamwork and tactics if I had gone with Space Debris.

On the nature of transhumanism

I fished out an old book the other day, written by a particularly forward thinking Sebeistor some centuries ago before cloning technology was introducted by the Jovians. A thrilling sci-fi story, it was set in a future where people have implants fitted at brith that 'download' their consciousnesses and memories so that if the body dies this implant can be removed and fitted into another one. Effective immortality and the ability to transmit people by tightband broadcast to be uploaded into another implant in a host body.

The story itself was an interesting murder mystery but what got me thinking was the psychological issues that came with being free from the flesh. People in this setting would be transferred from body to body, male to female, young to old and even 'stored' for hundreds of years whilst their bodies were given to others as a from of prison sentance. How little your birth gender, bloodline and family came to mean to you once you'd spent several lifetimes in different bodies doing different things.

We go through rigorous mental training in order to become capsule pilots, largely because of the cloning process that comes with it. Now with the advent of infomorphic 'jumpclones' we have infomorph psychology classes to ensure we can handle the stresses and strains but even so for mental health reasons one cannot jump any more than once a day. Still, the speed at which we are adapting to it all is shocking and all around I see people who are not adapting well at all.

Dak Hakin's recent announcement that he's leaving EM for the Jericho Fraction got me thinking about the transhumanism at hand. The capsuleers have already transcended planets in all but habitual thinking. On the one hand we have immortality and the ability to change our clones as easily as we would change our hairstyles. So few of us are even our original genetic selves any more and any children we may have won't have the genes of our family lines. When will heritage stop being a matter of importance? Physically, it already has. Culturally and, more importantly, psychologically - we are torn.

The Jericho Fraction believe that heritage shouldn't matter. That the outmoded concepts of territory and genetics are meandingless in this day and age and that we should truly branch out to the stars. But to the Matari, this goes against our very culture which places a great emphasis on tribal identity - so much so that it's causing more and more upheavals within the Republic.

How can we reconcile the fact that JF have a point but also that we perhaps should not totally abandon who we were/are? I for one don't like or see the point of the tribal infighting. Maybe it's becasue I was not brought up deep in Sebiestor lands, though my community was mostly Sebiestor. I am Ysiolde Xen, a Minmtar Capsuleer pilot interested in preserving the Republic from being crushed and enslaved. I am also of the Sebiestor tribe but that is of lesser importance to me. I'm not loyal enough, to the tribalists, and I'm too entrenched in our culture for the transhumanist mindset. I am not an exception to the average pilot either.

Where is the line? Where are we going? We are not allowed to cloen into other genders or bloodlines with the excuse that the differences would be too complex to reconcile. That is utter rubbish - we are already genetically close enough to interbreed and it is theorised that we descended from a common homeland. We are all humans when all is said and done.

I'm not even sure where I stand any more. Fractious petty squabbles between tribes is foolish. But with the Amarr Empire at our doors, we cannot just abandon everything. The Republic is the Matari peoples' best hope and before we can fully move on into the transtellar age we have to catch up with ourselves first.

The trick will be to do it without being decimated by the war we know is brewing.

14 July, 2006

[Psychometric profiling questionnaire to assess pilot stability]

[Ripped from the CONCORD database by unknown intruders]

Describe the perfect room.
Comfortable, aesthetic, organised, practical, space enough for Mataribando practise.

What is more important: status, personal gain or self-satisfaction?
Self-satisfaction.

What is the perfect time of day? Weather?
It’s been so long since I set foot on a planet… Probably sundown. And weather? Raining!

What era of history most intrigues you? What would you have been doing if you had lived in that period?
Before the Amarr came, when Matar and the rest of our territory was an advanced paradise. I'd be an engineer of somekind, working on new developments.

What kind of animal would you be?
I don’t know much about animals. Definitely not a Fedo!

Describe the perfect mate.
Considerate, intelligent, inquisitive, sense of fun, pleasing to the eye.

What is more important: honour or success at all costs?
Honour.

Describe your most vivid memory, dream or daydream from childhood.
My cousin and I sneaking out of school and sneaking into the decommissioned ship repository. We’d never seen spaceships for real before and hadn’t imagined just how big they really were. The rusting hulks of old Caldari naval frigates were impressive enough to make us dream about becoming pilots someday.

What is the perfect musical form?
Rousing feelings and inspiring thought.

If you were to go on an expedition what three items would you pack first?
My Jaguar-class ship, a datapad, clean clothing.

What part of your body best represents you as a person?
Probably my hands. I like to take things with a hands-on approach and I like to craft, create and generally get things done.

What is your most recurring dream?
That weird one where I’m still in Kith but it’s the future and the Caldari have helped the Amarr raid the piloting school Nyneve is in and taken everyone as slaves, then I lead an expedition to reclaim them in my Sabre and damn myself in doing so.

What is the perfect vehicle? Colour? Options?
Other than a capsule-fitted ship, maybe a planetary motorcycle. The Gallente have some pretty luxurious models.

Describe the perfect meal.
Home-cooked by a great cook/chef. Good conversation. Fine wine or rum.

What is your favourite colour?
Silver.

How far could you be pushed before becoming violent?
I like to think I have a reasonable temper. I don’t fly off the handle at the drop of a hat.

Describe the Creation of the Universe.
The current theory I like involves the tiny lapses in uniformity of the continuum itself causing an energy fluctuation that unbalances the whole shebang and then it does exactly that – goes bang and decompresses all the dimensions, eventually cooling off and speeding up to form the universe today as we know it.

What is the purpose of war?
To defend your home, your right to life and your freedom from those who would seek to remove or destroy it.

Describe the perfect weapon.
Perfect accuracy, 100% instant lethality.

In your last 24 hours of life, what would you most want to accomplish?
A lasting solution to the Vitoc problem.

What is your preferred method of attacking the enemy: a full frontal assault or sneaking up from behind?
Sneaking up from behind. Definitely. Others do the frontal assault and grab the attention.

What Gods could you have descended from (by your personality etc)?
Gods? I don’t know much about mythology I’m afraid.

What emotions are acceptable to display in public?
Considerate and moderate emotions. Screaming tantrums or sex in public is just rude.

What is the worst crime a person can perform?
Betrayal.

Who is your greatest hero and why?
I’m not sure I really have a hero. I prefer to carve my own path than follow in the footsteps of another’s.

Is it more satisfying to achieve success or to strive towards it?
Both, I think.

What traits in others can you really not tolerate?
Rudeness, lack of respect, rabid obsession over a subject, narrow-mindedness, the keeping of slaves.

What quality in others do you respect the most?
Open-mindedness, capability, education, contribution to society as a whole.

Describe the perfect trap.
One an enemy talks himself into.

What is sin?
Ask an Amarr if you want some religious rhetoric.

If the FTL comms buzzed in the middle of the night, who would you hope it would be?
I really don’t know… A nice surprise?

What do you fear the most?
The Republic collapsing and the Tribes shattering, to be enslaved again.

What is your most irresistible motivation?
To be of use.

13 July, 2006

And on the vidcast today...

Brutor Tribe asked me to put down some Angels live on BT Channel as another exercise in showing the Republic's populace that we are in fact protecting them from the evils of the universe. Whether we are doing enough or not is a hotly debated subject right now and best left for another day.

Anyway, I decided to have a little fun and hopped into my Breacher, that most maligned of frigates. Comedy hour on Brutor Tribe, I figured. Certainly my configuration was a laugh-a-second for me, though I suspect the angels who died were more surprised than amused. Apparently the replay had triple viewing figures when the advertisers pimped the fact I used a Breacher for the job... Maybe i should use it as an opportunity to start up some kind of public 'overhaul the Breacher design' movement or something.

As I was coasting back to Rens and flicking channels (gotta love being adept enough at ship engineering to convince the ship AI that civilian TV is acceptable to tune into whilst on a mission), I came accross a program looking at recently unearthed fragments of Starkmanir history. Some kind of audio recording of singing in a very rustic tribal dialect I couldn't make out. Goodness knows there are only a tiny handful of Starkmanir left in the cluster, and fewer still who are free - I wonder if they can shed any light on the subject?

12 July, 2006

Digging through the archives

Finally tackling the mountain of paperwork and admin relating to my previous work with Kith Somtaaw. Found a transcript of the first letter home I sent to my parents a month after I graduated from PTS. Funny just how much everything changes in a couple of short years...




\\BEGIN TRANSMISSION//

[[Transmission From:]]
-Ysolde Xen of Kith Somtaaw-
-Imperial Armaments Warehouse-
-Esescama VIII Moon 3-
-Ryra constellation-
-Devoid region-

[[Transmission To:]]
-Ria Xen-
-29573 Hunchaan city, Ikre state-
-Saila III-
-Santenpaa constellation-
-The Citadel region-

[[Transmission Content: MESSAGE]]
I'm sorry it's taken so long to write but since the day I graduated from Pator Tech School I haven't stopped! It's only because I'm transporting some missiles long distance for one of my agents that I have time.
First off; the obligatory. I am well, commanding my own Frigate-class Minmatar starship and have found employment with one of the many corporations out here whilst working freelance for a variety of agents. I’ve mastered the first and second ranks of Mataribando and found an interest in astrogeology.

As I write this I'm about to jump through the stargate from Uadelah into Laddiaha. I don't know if you've ever jumped through a gate in a ship, let alone been in command and watched it happen before your eyes. The Amarr-built gate I am approaching through is impressive to behold, in burnished alloys tinged with pyerite that gives an almost ethereal after-glow. Seeing everything around you fragment for a split instant as it all goes a blinding white-green and you are fired across millions of light years in seconds is an experience that takes a long time to lose its appeal. When you find yourself deposited at the exit gate, it takes a moment to orient yourself now everything has changed. Constellations are at strange angles and the nebulae aren't where you are used to them being. I tell you being a starship pilot crossing constellations in mere minutes is an amazing feat of astronavigation just to avoid getting lost!
I’ve never seen anything as beautiful as the corona flare of Rens against the backdrop of the glittering dust clouds around its 3rd planet as you jump in from Onga deep within the Heimatar region. Or the sweeping aesthetic and almost hydrodynamic qualities of Gallente architecture in the heart of Sinq Laison. It makes the functional, angular lines of the Caldari buildings at home seem, well, plain. No wonder they warred for years - they do not understand each other’s priorities.
So you know, I visited the homeworld Matar, deep within Pator system and tried to look up any relatives we might still have there but found nothing so I'm looking into getting contacts with the hard-to-find surveillance agents of the Republic to see if they can help. Thing is, I need help to obtain those contacts first. In a way, that is why I am out here in the heart of the Amarr empire: the ‘enemy’ territory. The agent I'm doing this delivery for is a Ni Kunni by the name of Khardark Danel. The Amarrians and Ni Kunnis I have met have been very polite and have even come to entrust me with escorting noble family VIPs. They seem to treat me as an equal and not as a lower-class citizen though I do wonder about Khardark. His extremely pale and slender appearance seems almost Sebiestor, even for a Ni Kunni. Perhaps the Amarrian absorption of both their people and Matari slaves has lead to more cross breeding than the ‘true bloods’ like to admit.

It’s a shame you don't receive Minmatar broadcasts out in Caldari space. I was live on the Brutor Tribe Channel twice working for their corporate arm two weeks ago.
The first was a public example of how the Minmatar defend themselves against Ammatar slave raiders who trick our people into trusting their ‘brethren’ then sell them off to the highest Amarr bidder. I decided to show them that both sides could play sneaky.
In Abudban system there were three lurking in the shadow of the fifth moon of the fourth planet. Live on camera I warped in flying my pride and joy - a Rifter I christened Argent - and appeared mere kilometres behind the first one using the shadows to my advantage. The ship imploded in a flash of shrapnel as my howitzers were commanded to rip it apart. Before the other two knew what had hit, I had warped away hidden by the debris cloud. Spooked, they took up defensive positions but their tactical training was clearly meant for teams of three and not two because they left one side blind. I had the upper hand; watching the live transmission in my pod I could see where they were (who says you learn nothing useful from vidcasts?) I warped back in on the other side of the planet and taking a medial orbiting trajectory, filled one full of Sabretooth missiles as I fed the other some Phased Plasma and Titanium Sabot, courtesy of my Scout & Gallium artillery systems, making sure the glare of Abudban itself meant they couldn't see me. I had, of course, jammed their tracking and LADAR sensors so their targeting systems didn't even know I was there. My job done, I warped away hidden by the shadows of the planet in the billowing fragments. Even from cameras that knew where I was there is only fleeting footage of Argent doing her job.
I'm not sure what went on behind the scenes but one of the mysterious Jovian factions took a liking to me after that: The Society - the Society of Conscious Thought's business end. I don't know anything more about them other than they hinted to me they have agents who might be interested in hiring me someday and that I have ‘potential’. I'm not sure what I have that any other rookie Sebiestor ship engineer doesn't, but the Jovians are strange and no one knows much about them.

The second was sadly for the same reasons in similar circumstances. This time the Khanid were lurking in Rens itself. So much for a faction of Amarrians rejecting their traditions and adopting the Caldari way of life, they were looking for slaves to sell to their noble families like any other. I think it was just a front for spying on the Gallente installations we have. In Rens the Federation’s Transtellar Shipping company has a storage station (I have a hangar there) and those with an ear to the ground hear rumours that it holds armaments that find their way to marines in the skirmish sectors where they still dispute territory with the Caldari. The Khanid could stand to benefit immensely if they could sell information about this and the fact that the Gallente Nation thanked me after I blew them apart further convinces me that my theory is correct.
I decided to go for the upfront show of strength. I am not of the Brutor Tribe and not a combat pilot: I'm a starship engineer first and foremost however I learned fast that I needed to be at least competent to survive the runs through low security space where CONCORD's watchful eye isn't present. My Rifter is the best standard Frigate class ship that Matari engineers have yet designed and fitted out with a few custom bits and pieces it has proven to be an admirable survivor. I have a dream someday to re-engineer it into one of the Elite class. Maybe a Jaguar or a Wolf if I can find an agent who could supply me the blueprints, locate the assembly modules it'll require and construct the thermonuclear batteries for the turret hardpoints… But I'm sure this topic isn't interesting for you and I'm running away with myself.
Anyway, these Khanid in Rens: others infiltrating Minmatar space, who would report back and perhaps dissuade further raids, would see the broadcast. Or that was our hope at least. A close friend Midnighter, a Brutor who took me under his wing when I graduated, taught me a few tricks on scare tactics and terrorising the enemy. I found it hard at first; I'm not aggressive and wish we could all just get along. But these Khanid need to be warned off and if steeling myself and showing why they should not mess with the Republic will do this, then I will do such. All stealth was abandoned and the fact that my refitted ship would be no match for their light frigates was exploited. I warped in a good 60km away so they would have plenty of time to see me coming for a dogfight to reveal the superiority of Matari ships. They must have been asleep or something because they did not appear to have noticed my presence until I had kicked in my Coldgas Arcjets and closed to 25km: only then did they scramble but by that time I had one locked and it took a single volley of rocket-powered Howitzers to reduce the ship to wreckage. The other two tried to dive behind the first moon but I was faster: I flew around the other side so quickly that I was on a collision course for one before his tracking computer could fix me. He was not pod-fitted and was strapped into his cockpit - I saw the terror in his eyes as he realised either I was going to ram him and his tin can would barely scratch Argent, or he would meet Matari weapons engineering up close. The cameras zoomed in and the startled look of fear on the man's face has been used as a still on Brutor Tribe Channel since. I pumped a pair of Flameburst missiles into the first one as my turrets swung around to lock onto his wingmate. As the explosion of fire and plasma heralded the end of that Khanid's spying and slave running days, the other one's last sight would have been three 280mm rounds of the finest artillery punching through the polyglass of her cockpit and detonating from the inside. I did a fast arc of victory around the remains and salvaged parts I later assembled into an asteroid scanner.
Brutor Tribe were pleased with my performances and Midnighter, who has also been on Brutor Tribe Channel blowing apart some enemy or other, said I did extremely well for a researcher. So far I've not heard about any more Ammatar or Khanid slave runs through the Ortner constellation but maybe they're just being subtle about it now.

It seems I've annoyed True Power - those militaristic Sansha-worshipping cyberzombies. They had taken a Matari passenger ship and were ferrying those on board back to their Master Sansha's domain for goodness knows what purpose. Probably to turn into brainwashed minions. One of the agents I work for tasked me to track them down and rescue them. I followed the sightings of the Sansha ships to a secret outpost of theirs way out in Akpivem. Once again I am thankful for Argent: there were some 15 light frigates greeting my scanner as I came out of warp but luckily they were not expecting me. I had to trash all of them before I could get to the prisoners and warp away, and at first the prisoners thought I was one of the guards taunting them so they refused to come with me!
It would be impossible to be a law-abiding pilot without annoying the Angel cartel. Stalking the Minmatar regions, they lie in wait to ambush passers by at gates and warp into asteroid fields to disrupt mining operations, killing all they find. CONCORD rewards those who stop them and I’ve made quite a bit of money in doing so. I’ve done so well that CONCORD has raised my standings to a universal Security Rating of 0.1. This probably doesn’t mean much to you but it’s a measure of my contribution to law enforcement to ensure we can all work and trade safely. I guess it’s a badge of pride and I know that some Minmatar become mercenaries, freedom fighters or even terrorists and fall foul of the law so in a way I am doing my part to help the disperse the reputation that it’s the majority.

Well, that's a summary of the most exciting things that have happened to me so far. Mostly it's been: get up early, get the day's courier and delivery missions and do them, come back and have a drink with my corp mates, go to bed. Or else get up early, go kick some pirates out of the asteroid belts so the miners can do their job and then join in hollowing out asteroids or take on some security work, come home and train with paired Hei’tar a little, go to bed. Occasionally I'll take a couple of days off to really see the universe. I’ve holidayed in the luxurious and hedonistic surrounds of the Gallente Federation, visited CONCORD space at the heart of the galaxy and have sometimes even come back to Caldari areas - The Citadel in particular because my corp HQ is at Spacelane Patrol in the Enderailen system.

When I graduated from PTS with my license and a light Reaper Frigate, I worked for them in Ryddinjorn for a short while as we all did and it was during this time that I met Midnighter. He was once an Amarrian slave and escaped back to Matari space where he became a freelance combat pilot and now commands a Tempest Battleship. He taught me the tricks of being a freelancer for hire and gave me money and equipment to help me out. His old corp was defunct so we were interested in finding a good employer.
It was actually through a friend of the family that I found out about the corporation, Kith Somtaaw. Do you remember Suze’Rain, your cousin's best friend? Well he found my frequency, got in touch and told me about his corp back in The Citadel region. Kith Somtaaw is small and friendly with miners, manufacturers and defence specialists. The founder and CEO is a Gallente miner/manufacturer named Fio Shovah and it's mixed Matari and Caldari; some old hands and others not much more experienced at this than I am. They've been great to me; providing things I needed, offering advice and doing favours and I repay them when I can. There's Logoth who's a Civire Caldari Battleship captain - Fio was overseeing the completion of his Raven when I was joining up. Then there's Arcturos, also a Civire, who comes from a military background and does both pirate hunting and mining. There's a girl, K Soze, who I've only seen around occasionally and she's a Deteis Caldari who mostly runs errands through space for Fio from what I've seen. Especially useful for runs into areas he can't go owing to being branded a criminal by CONCORD for some 'misunderstandings' involving some guys and a big battle or something. I've never asked about the details and I suspect I'm better off staying out of it. There's a Brutor called Kar'uthan but I rarely see him around. Not sure what he does exactly. Suze left for a while when Midnighter and I joined to see how the competition does things. When Nadriel graduated after me I dragged him in, helping him out as Midnighter helped me. As his even more recently graduated friend Ori gets used to things, he'll also be joining us.

One thing I miss out here in space is the sound of rain. I haven't set foot on a planetary body since I left home for PTS. I operate from station to station, spending most of my time at the Six Kin Development Warehouse orbiting Rens VI. Six Kin is a joint Brutor-Sebiestor corporation so being of Sebiestor heritage myself they were happy to place me under the auspices of a man called Adelhar Atelar. They’ve been such a good employer that I recommended them to Nadriel and Ori - you remember Nadriel? I talked about him on occasion when I was at PTS: the guy at Republic University who was also interested in starship engineering? Anyway, I'll be going back to Rens in a day or two once Imperial Armaments and Kaalakiota Corporation give me good references. It'll make connections into Amarr slave registries easier.
Someday I’d love to visit the Eve gate and see where we all came from. I sometimes wonder what things are like on the other side, back on ‘Earth’. Assuming history is as we think it is and not all just a myth…
Perhaps I can come and visit you sometime. If you and father are so inclined, I could take you for a quick spin around the system in Argent. As long as we don't make many jumps, you'll be fine watching from the hold. There is always bluster and arguments about it between capsule pilots like myself and the regulars but for more than a couple of jumps you really do need to be in a capsule, otherwise the stress is simply too much.

I've rambled enough for one message and I'm warping to the last jump point before my destination so I better finish here. Let me know how things are getting on at home; I'll communicate again soon.

Ysolde signing off

\\END TRANSMISSION//

Flying through Derelik...

Every time I find myself passing through Ammatar Mandate territory I can't help but want to flip the bird at the Navy through the bridge window as I pass. Then I remember I'm in a capsule and resign myself to just thinking it really hard.

Who knows, maybe one day I'll discover I have psychic powers and they've been getting the message all along. It might explain Scagga Laebetrovo's sudden appearence out of the blue...

Anyway, Better dock and deliver these supplies. Nothing like undermining the Ammatar from within their own home system.

Corporate reshuffles

I should pay more attention to the surroundings I've taken for granted, rather than just what's new. Swung by Adelhar's office to see if he needed any ammo ferrying today, as I was on my way out to Metropolis, and instead he sent me off to kill Angels. For the 4th time this week already.

If I'd been paying more attention I'd have noticed that Six Kin reassigned his division from Production to Security - even had the plate on his door changed! Still, at least his budget doesn't appear to have been cut like the guys over in the Brutor Tribe Treasury...

Time to take the Claw out for a spin, I think.

11 July, 2006

A little humour from the archives

Found something sent to me by an old Gallente friend, one Monty Tomasi. It was one of the last things he mentioned before he went planetside. Wonder how he's doing these days?

HOW MANY MEMBERS OF THE CALDARI STATE DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;
3. One to blame the Gallente for burning out the light bulb;
4. One to arrange the invasion of a planet rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs;
5. One to give a billion ISK no-bid contract to an internal megacorp for a new light bulb, but they do not get it done;
6. One to arrange a photograph of the CEO, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished;
7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how the State's shadowy Board of Directors were literally in the dark;
8. One to viciously attack #7 and make sure he never works again;
9. One to make sure light bulb change plan is accomplished using military forces, along with a massive doomsday weapon campaign of those opposed to the State's plan;
10. One to confuse Caldari about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the State;
11. One to send out media spin about how the light bulb changing campaign has been accomplished perfectly, (even though bulb is still burned out);
12. One to buy off Gallente reporters who will print positive stories about the State's light bulb changing expertise and success stories using tax ISK;
13. One to take charge of starting a campaign to infiltrate groups such as the Sisters of Eve suspected of being terrorists due to their alternative energy or energy saving stance;
14. One to import a cheaper light bulb from the Minmatar Republic, while exporting all high paying union light bulb manufacturing State jobs over to the underpaid Republic;
15. One to announce that the State is no longer subject to any international light bulb treaties or laws, while the megacorp Directors are still saying "The State obeys all laws";
16. One to announce that light bulb torture is OK, in order to extract confessions from them;
17- 29. Twelve govt. dept. cronies to campaign on Holovid and at rallies on how the State's megacorps have had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;30. One to announce the economy is getting better and better due to the State's light bulb policy, meanwhile poverty rate doubles and deficit increases 1,000%;
31. The governing megacorps give out high paying light bulb changing jobs and grants to cronies and fundamentalist Amarr who supported the campaign;
32. Nugoeihuvi Corporation gives extensive coverage of how swell everything is in the light bulb changing world of the State.

CONCORD public database listing

Name: Ysolde Xen
Race: Minmatar
Bloodline: Sebiestor
Corporation: Liberal Trading Co. [LTRAD]
Alliance: Electus Matari [-EM-]
Security Status: 1.0
Capsule License Issued: 2004.08.17 00:29:00
Licensing Institution: Pator Tech School, Minmatar Republic
Gender: Female
Birthplace: Hunchaan, Saila III
Origins: 2nd generation former slaves
Citizenship: Dual State-Republic, expires 01/09 (application to renew dual status denied, full Republic citizenship pending)
Ship Registry: 50 active registered capsule-fitted ships